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It started simple: the balloons and banner, the stapler in jello, plain white sheet cake, ‘one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can’… Then as I re-watched the series for the umpteenth time, it grew: LOTS of white candles with Serenity by Jan labels, teal tea pot, Nard Dog tattoos, Threat Level Midnight movie poster and DVD cover, Sex Predator Posters, Chore Wheels and New Years Resolution Boards. Around May of 2019, I sat down and started The List. But as I searched Pinterest for creative ideas outside of that one episode, I quickly realized I was on my own. ( I made sure to get permission from her husband so that I wouldn’t currently have breaking and entering charges pending.) Then, I decided I wanted to also have the white sheet cake with her name spelled incorrectly, then I wanted to add the stapler in jello, then it became a Finer Things Club party, and then and then and then. I was going to sneak over to Cameron’s house and decorate the main living areas with the balloons, streamers and have the banner hanging in some ridiculous place. March, 11 months prior to her party, is when the planning began with the usual black and brown balloons, white streamers and ‘IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.’ banner. At its best, it planned parties.” -Pam Beasley-Halpert “At its worst, it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. So, with the recruitment of her husband, the Party Planning Committee commenced. I needed to make sure that I would be trusted with ALL of the decorating, that I wouldn’t be questioned, someone that would understand EVERY party item reference and would say when necessary “just tell me what I have to pay for”. I had to choose my partner in crime very carefully.

This isn’t the kind of party that can be thrown together on a whim, during lunch, with someone whom doesn’t understand that green streamers are whoreish. If you know me, then you know I don’t like to follow the leader ( because I am the leader) and since this party is for basically one of the greatest people I know, this party planning process needed to exceed all other basic, and rational, expectations. If you’re a true Dunderhead, and even if you’re not, then you know there’s one iconic birthday party that gets replicated time and time again. Rabbit holes among rabbit holes of inside jokes, one liners, talking heads, Dundies, and title sequences are only a few of the items on the relentless list I’ve made for this EPIC party.

We are about to indulge in all things The Office. If you haven’t seen the show, this post isn’t for you.
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Since this party is inspired by a TV Show that is no longer airing, a good 99% of the decorations had to be handmade, by me, starting 6 months in advance. So, when the opportunity arose for me to throw Cameron, my Bestest Mensch, her first ever SURPRISE birthday party (and her 30th at that), I had to go with a theme and that theme had to be The Office. I’m basically a real life, red-headed, Angela Martin with the same love of people but a much larger budget. And maybe a dash of razzle dazzle!” -Michael Scott And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love.

“Well it just so happens that I’m a manager too.
